Science and the Fangirl

fandoms-funnies-etc:

zarina3908:

esurienta:

thomassandersbuttblog:

Nature Is Beautiful 🍃

honestly this is me

The most important vine.

♫ “I know every rock and tree and creature, has a life, has a spirit, has a- ♫

*smack* “Mosquito”

♫ “naaame”♫

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birdschoolforbirds:

i love the suspense and pay off in this video. what are they looking at? what has their attention? and just when you think it could be nothing at all, a single bubble floats into frame. true art.

(Source: twitter.com, via birdschoolforbirds)

wildestjeans:

kaleidoscopeheartofmemories:

i-live-only-for-the-week:

palegingerbabies:

all-too-well:

sleazechapel:

i aint sayin shes a gold digger

but she aint messin with no broke nigga

i ain’t sayin double standards exist

(which they do)

but taylor swift’s net worth is 200 million

Call me when one of those guys drops $17 million cash on a house.

this is the greatest thing ever my day has been made

reblog everytime

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Anonymous asked: What kind of public play do you enjoy?

fluffytailsandears:

laceandsilk:

tongue-tiedtied-up:

elfstrueself:

laceandsilk-deactivated20160716:

I’m not one for like, just fucking outdoors. I just can never get into it.

What I do enjoy, is foreplay in public. For instance, I could be sitting in an expensive restaurant across from a Dom, dressed very polished and not a hair out of place.

Little do those around me know that I have a vibrator inside my cunt, which can be controlled by an app on my Dom’s phone. So as the night progresses, he gets to watch my pale skin grow flushed and pink with sexual frustration, watch my hair grow tangled as I run my hands through it; unable to sit still, see my whimpering crimson lips as I ache to stroke my throbbing clit. All the while, my Dom gets to sit back and eat his steak and smile at the desperate little creature in front of him. He gets to smirk at my pleading and my begging and my embarrassment as I squirm in the damp patch left on my seat from my dripping cunt. He gets to see the decline of a prim and elegant lady turn into a total filthy whore. All because of him.

Getting me into that kind of state means I’m very malleable; willing to do anything, and I mean absolutely anything, to have my release. So whilst I’m working myself up into this state of tension, my Dom gets to dream up every little fantasy he has never tried with any girl, and knows without a doubt it will happen with that night.

That’s the kind of public play I enjoy.

THIS! Great example. Yes, public play is hot.

Holy fuck. I love this.

Well I wasn’t expecting these notes

Unnffff

shabbosfemme:

I always want to hear you talk about your special interests. always. got a thing about Russian politics in the 1700s? tell me about it. know entirely too much about the mating habits of aquatic animals? nice, bro. can literally recite every Star Wars movie line-perfect? that’s fuckin impressive. even if I’m not personally interested in whatever it is you’re infodumping about, I’m happy that you’re interested and excited, and I’m willing to learn about things my loved ones care about

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deadhpool:

^{You think Ryan Reynolds got this far on his superior acting method?}

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dylans-obriens:

The Doctor. Doctor. Fun.

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glitter-gut:

stabmeintheneck:

this dudebro in my english class said that ophelia deserved to die because “she led hamlet on” and my teacher threw her book against the wall

your teacher’s aim sucks

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diaryof-alittleswitch:

darkbookworm13:

johnbodyheat:

ghostcat3000:

ronandhermy:

zenosanalytic:

chazkeats:

autisticenjolras:

hades isn’t a badass. hades named his three-headed-guard-of-the-underworld-dog spot. hades whispers to his flowers to make them grow. hades grows fruit. there’s no sun in the underworld.

hades isn’t a badass. stop saying this false thing

#hades probably double knots his laces

In myth, Hades’ most remarked upon traits are 1) how responsible/reliable he is, 2)how sober-minded he is, 3)how dedicated, implacable, and long-remembering he is, and 4)how boring and grim most of the other Olympians think he is to be around. Oh and notably, that if you play him a song he likes, he’ll basically give you anything you ask for(though not without conditions).

Hades is, canonically, a gigantic nerd. If they’d had trainsets, he’d have been the Olympian who collected trainsets, meticulously corrected with exacto knife and hobby-paints the errors toy-makers introduced to those trainsets, and then endlessly talked about those trainsets to anyone sat next to him at Thanksgiving Dinner :| When he wasn’t trying to rope them into an interminable discussion about gardening or divine law, that is :| :| He’s the sort of god who frequently handed out punishment like giving someone a million-piece puzzle where every piece is shaped the same, that resets itself at the start of every day if you don’t complete it, and then he keeps the last piece on his person at all times as a secret private joke for eternity because he finds you personally distasteful(not even because he’s mad at you or hates you particularly; he just doesn’t like you as a person) :| :| :| He is. A Gigantic. Nerd.

He’s also like one of the only gods who is faithful to his wife. And he listens to her like when she asks for a soul to be released and he’s like “But honey, the rules.” And she just gives him that look and he goes “Yes dear,” and lets the soul go with the easiest freaking instructions ever in a myth. And the human still fucks it up. Not his fault Persephone, not Hades’ fault this time. Essentially, Hades is sorta like the accountant suburban dad who collects really specific figurines and gets really grumpy when people mess up his lawn. Do you know how hard his wife worked on those roses? He is calling his attorney. Oh wait, he is also an attorney.   

Filed under: Favorite Myths

Everybody knows it’s Persephone that you’ve got to watch out for. 

I love this post every time I see it.

The sketch made me giggle

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theunicornkittenkween:

threelittlerectangles:

UNMUTE IT 

No screaming, so A+++

(Source: weloveshortvideos.com, via astranaut)